Tranquil Gardening: Maybe a Hole to China

I just spent the weekend doing garden work and have come to the conclusion someone has lied to me. Someone has sold me the London Bridge of gardening and I bought it hook, line and sinker. Do you garden? Did you buy into this same tranquility of gardening thing?

I have yet to find this tranquility of gardening and I am beginning to think this was just a sales pitch. I have experienced every motion possible but tranquil has yet to surface. What I have found is a hobby that is more frustrating than a Rubik's cube and cheaper than a gym membership.

Frustration begins when your flowers come up and they look like a prisoner war begging for food, so you feed them. Then next you notice they now appear to be little elderly flowers, losing their hair and wrinkling up like they aged forty years over night.
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