Norfolk Style

Its only minus 4 today, here in Norfolk, the warmest its been all week. Anglia buses aren't running anywhere today, yet our road is the grippiest its been all week - I think the council have issued bigger spoons to spread the salt about. Everyones watch is 20 years slow in these 'ere parts, but they all seems to loik it that way :) Was out for a walk in the ice yesterday and a local asked me, `Hant you got a hoom to goo to?` I smiled and said, `quarter past eight`.