5 Films that All Bros Love

5 Films that all Bros Love

By: Brian Cotnoir

‘Sup?  Well last week I counted down the 5 Films that All White Girls Love, so this week I decided to go after the next demographic: Bros.  This Army of popped collar polo shirt wearing douchebags has been a part of mainstream culture on many colleges and universities throughout the U.S.  They are a group that is typically looked down upon (and for good reason), and we are going to countdown the 5 Films that All Bros Love.  And to be fair, like I was with my 5 Films that All White Girls Love, I am going to have a way to rank how much of a Bro you are.

• 0 Films- Not a Bro
• 1 Film-  Possibly the woman of a Bro, but still far from being a bro
• 2 Films- You still got a long way to go, bro!
• 3 Films- This could be the beginning of a Budding Bro-mance
• 4 Films- Stereotypical, Bro
• 5 Films- You are polo shirt wearing, acoustic guitar playing, Natty Ice chugging, Horn dog.  You are the f*cking man, Broseph!

5.)  Office Space

Ladies Love the "O" Face

This film features one of the most popular films posters in any campus store.  It has adorned the walls of many Bros dorms rooms, and is actually one of the quintessential films that All Bros have seen.  This film is ideal for any Bro who ever had to take an internship or had to take a summer job at some boring office.  What bro hasn’t thought of trashing the office fax machine while blasting the Geto Boyz “Still”?  Oh, and this film also features one of the Bro-iest characters in film, Drew.  Bros love Drew, and Bros like to show girls their “O-Face”.

4.)  Scarface

Every Bro enjoys a good film about a Tough as nails Cuban-American drug lord!  And at some point in every Bros life they have unzipped their pants and shouted, “Say Hello to My Little Friend!”

3.)  Animal House

But of course, this list would not be complete without “Animal House”; the original Bro film.  Since it’s release in 1978, every bros ultimate goal was to go to college, join a fraternity, and get totally wasted while wearing a toga!  What else is there to say about this film other than Toga! Toga! Toga! TOGA! TOGA TOGA!!!!!!!

2.)  The Godfather

Not all Bro films are violent and trashy; some are classy as f*ck, man.  In fact, not only is this film beloved by Bros, but it is also loved and respected by many members of the film community (including the Academy).  So why do Bros love “The Godfather” so much?  Well for one thing, Don Vito Corleone is like the Ultimate Bro, bro.  He started from the bottom and now he’s here.  He is respected by his crew and even some of his enemies.  In some respects he is a picture perfect definition of class, elegance, and power, while at the same time having an I-don’t-take-sh!t-from-anyone attitude.  Even Michael Corleone is a role model for beginner bros.  They may not have what it takes to be one of the Bros at first, but with time and proper grooming (and ton of Bud Light) he too can become top bro!

1.)  Fight Club

What Every Bro thinks they look like

There are two moments in every Bros life:  Their life before seeing “Fight Club” and their life after seeing “Fight Club”.  This film has inspired every Bro to strive to be more like Tyler Durden, who is like a Super Hybrid of Jesus and Chuck Norris.  On more than one occasion a Bro (usually after he’s totally plastered) has said to their friend at the Beer Pong Table, “I want you to hit me as hard as you can”.  Hell, some Bros even go as far as to hold their own personal Fight Clubs in the basements at their Frat House.  It is the Ultimate Bro Film, and gets the blood of every Bro boiling and ready for anything...especially a fight!

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